I like unicorns and rainbows but I also like offensive jokes about cannibalism and death.

I'm into a lot of different fandoms and I like to talk about my intense hatred of my life and various things so that's probably what this tumblr's going to focus on.
HOLY CRAP THERE IS A FUCKING BREAD TURTLE ON YOUR DASH RIGHT NOW. YOU BETTER REBLOG THIS SHIT.

HOLY CRAP THERE IS A FUCKING BREAD TURTLE ON YOUR DASH RIGHT NOW.

YOU BETTER REBLOG THIS SHIT.

(Source: alondrayvette)

♥ Aug 20th at 8AM / via: frederickaquintessabiggard / op: alondrayvette / reblog / 208,125 notes
tastefullyoffensive: [via]

tastefullyoffensive:

[via]

♥ Aug 19th at 8AM / via: tastefullyoffensive / op: tastefullyoffensive / tagged: lol. / reblog / 10,881 notes
♥ Aug 18th at 4PM / via: pleatedjeans / op: acecalhoun / tagged: cat. / reblog / 6,864 notes
pleatedjeans: holy shit balls.

pleatedjeans:

holy shit balls.

(Source: labyrinthinethoughts)

♥ Aug 18th at 8AM / via: pleatedjeans / op: labyrinthinethoughts / tagged: lol. gif. / reblog / 2,846 notes
aplacetolovedogs: Tag, you’re it…no you

aplacetolovedogs:

Tag, you’re it…no you

♥ Aug 17th at 4PM / via: pleatedjeans / op: nousefortime / reblog / 32,562 notes

(Source: danieldaylewis)

♥ Aug 17th at 8AM / via: parksandrecandlove / op: danieldaylewis / reblog / 2,173 notes
theraggedyedge: A few gifs per episode | The Message Inara - “So, do aliens live among us?” Kaylee - “One of ‘ems a doctor.”

theraggedyedge:

A few gifs per episode | The Message

Inara - “So, do aliens live among us?”

Kaylee - “One of ‘ems a doctor.”

♥ Aug 16th at 4PM / via: theraggedyedge / op: theraggedyedge / reblog / 126 notes

For Julianna.

pleatedjeans: one of the funniest tv moments I’ve seen in a long time.

pleatedjeans:

one of the funniest tv moments I’ve seen in a long time.

♥ Aug 13th at 4PM / via: pleatedjeans / op: damnafricawhathappened / reblog / 24,442 notes